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So I was poking around the Apple Store at the Fashion Mall in Las Vegas when I started noticing that many of the iPads, MacBooks and desktops were streaming Glenn Beck videos. At first I thought it was a strange new Apple policy, then I saw this guy in the D-Shirt going from computer to computer, bringing up videos just as fast as sane people could shut them down.

Oh tea party… how far have you fallen?

So… you’ve got a brand-spanking new automatic braking system that you’re really excited about. You call together a little press party to show them how your new product could save thousands of lives and millions of dollars in property value each year. You pitch this to them by promising, “this will change everything.” — And then…

Today we celebrate freedom, independence, the strength of spirit of the American People… and the fastest Jack-in-The-Box Ninja cat that I’ve ever seen!